10 things a cowboy says that might be hard to believe

• I won this buckle in a rodeo
• I walk better in boots
• This time I really gave up the Copenhagen
• I wear my jeans this tight for safety on the ranch reasons
• I try to watch what I eat – not too many fried foods please
• Not too much coffee I’ve had enough
• My pickups paid for
• My hat-oh-that ol’ thing
• Never lost money on a horse
• Wife never says a thing when I stay out this late

5 comments:

Ron Scheer said...

#3 reminds me of the Chris Ledoux song...LOL

Anonymous said...

Amused. Thanks Neil.

cheyenne jones said...

Well thought out! Good one!

Neil A. Waring said...

Thanks guys--living in the cowboy state we like to poke a little fun from time to time.

Patsy said...

Good list - even though you missed out 'try my roadkill soup, it's delicous'.