Bill
Nye, as frequent readers of this blog know, is one of my all-time favorite
Wyomingites. His columns, written over one hundred years ago still make me
smile. On June 1, 1877 his column topic was a recent Laramie jail break. Never
one to miss a chance at humor, he picked on not the jail breakers but the
people that were worried that something might happen to them because of the
jail break. The old, they might come to my house idea. Below are excerpts from
his column.
“Different
rumors pervaded the town last evening between the hours of 8 p.m. and 10. Some
had understood that the jailor had been struck in the cerebellum, others that
he was struck in the act of locking the iron gate. It was earnestly reported at
one time that the court house had been surrounded by a large Russian force, and
that some were rushin’ in and others rushin’ out.”
“He
ends the column as only Bill Nye could. “Two hundred and eleven women looked
under two hundred and eleven beds before retiring, and the man of the house put
his trusty Smith and Wesson under his pillow where it wouldn’t be stolen.
During the still hours of the night he would feel that he must shoot somebody,
and as a slight noise greeted his ear he would creep to the door and shoot a
hole in the rain-water barrel.”
I
have twice used a photo of Edgar Wilson, ‘Bill,’ Nye, so thought you might
enjoy a Wyoming sunset – I took this photo about seven this evening.